Why is there an “F” on my shirt, you ask?
Well, today in AP Lit we did an exercise involving the Scarlet Letter in which we had to cut out a letter of our fatal flaw and wear it all day. I made an “F”. I told him it is because I like to Fight with words.
The F actually stands for fag.
Why? Because it is symbolism, bitch!
No, the reason is because people like offensive!Sean do exist, and to them I am sin. Therefore, I am pulling an Olive Penderghast and turning that sin into a fashion statement.
I’m a Fierce, Ferocious, Fabulous Fag
(it also looks like it says Theif Who…)